Nick Taylor

Bad last impressions

“hannah, turn left just here”

“hannah, LEFT!!! What the flipping heck are you doing!? You’ll kill us all!!!”

The last conversation Pete Gilbert heard after his visit to us today. I guarantee we’ll never hear from him again.

Intentional evangelism

I learnt about this today. It was brilliant. More to follow (once I’ve finished making disciples of Christ)

Blogs

Conundrum: Superstav has 2 blogs, this one and wordpress.  Which to pursue?  Keep both?  Lose both and keep my darn thoghts to myself coz no-one cares? 

Ah man.

Prayer

God, please can you hurry along the birth of our unborn baby?  We know that you love us and want the best for us and we are struggling to cope with the emotional and physical demands on us as we prepare for her to arrive.  We know your timing is always perfect, but on this occasion, may I be so bold as to ask you to have a re-think?  Big love and stuff, Nick.

My favourite song lyrics

These are a selection of super-cheesey quotes and some ‘inspirational’ lyrics I’ve picked up on over the years.  Can you tell which is which?!  I can’t.

“Peace. Stay off my back, or I will attack, and you don’t want that” - Snap, I’ve Got The Power

“While you’re still sleeping the saints are still reaping. Those things you call dead haven’t yet had the chance to be born… I’m the Scatman” - Scatman John, Scatman

“Peace, unity, Siberia the place to be” - Scooter, The Logical Song

“I’m gonna break down your defences one by one, I’m gonna hit you from all sides, lay your fortress open wide” - Bee Gees, You Win Again

“I am the driver and you’re on a rap-ride” - The Fresh Prince, Boom Shake The Room

“You never said it would be easy, you only said I’d never go alone” - Ginny Owens, If You Want Me To

“No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit” - 2 Unlimited, No Limit

“Feelings sensations that you thought were dead, no squealing, remeber that it’s all in your head” - Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood

“Another night like a million before, another party where I’m not invited” - Daddy DJ, Daddy DJ

“I don’t know, will you believe me, after all is said and done?  All the lies, how I regret them baby now” - NSYNC, I’ll Never Stop

“You don’t ever notice when I’m turning on my charm” - Westlife, Obvious

Take me back, to the place that I know, on the beach” - Chris Rea, On The Beach

“If you want skirt, sit back and observe, I just left a gang of those sitting there on the kerb” - Warren G and Nate Dogg, Regulate

“Chilling in the car they spent all day waxing.  Leaning to the side but you can’t speed through, 2 miles an hour so everybody sees you” - Will Smith, Summertime

” It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on yur face.  You were content to let me shine, you always walked a step behind.  So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strain.  A beautiful face without a name, for so long, a beautifil smile to hide the pain.  Did you ever know that you’re my hero” - Bette Midler, Wind Beneath My Wings

“So if you get the chance to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance” - Lee Ann Womak

There are many more to come I’m sure.